It’s sprung to my thoughts that I have penned a not insignificant amount about men enjoying distilled gin, and I am female (at least I was the previous occasion I checked), and I also drink Oliver Twist gin, therefore as opposed to it being a weener fest, the following is one for the females.

The next occasion that you’re on a chicks evening out, and you’re perched at the bar, trying to decide what you want to drink, and well you simply cannot drink beer, because the pint glass clashes with your rig out, and you aren’t able to drink cider, this is because it makes you puffed up, additionally you truly wouldn’t mind a drop of vino, but ohhh no, thats a million calories that you would rather waste on chocolate bars, and well you would drink a bottle of champagne, however this is not in reality likely to happen unless of course Mr. Big steps through the door and invites you to stay in his awesome flat, and tops up your wardrobe and pays off all of your bills…so what the heck are you going to drink? Well my dears, be troubled no longer, for the reason that Aunty Vicki has carried out the hard work this means you do not need to.

The most effective solution is definitely…..sure you almost certainly guess it because of the fact I’m currently talking about London gin but it’s dry gin and (Slimline)Tonic!

“Really? Why?” I hear you ask. Well…here it is:

1) They’re ridiculously low in calories. Within the Gin & Slimline Tonic there are only…wait for it….basically 56 calories. So you have no need to feel too guilty if you drink more than one, and then you do not need to ruin any diet plans. It’s really a win win scenario.

2) It is beneficial for your bone tissue, I am not joking. It assists with joint pain it’s been recently known to aid as an effective “natural remedy” for osteo-arthritis. Simply use a selection of yellow raisins, set them in a dish, douse them in London dry gin, allow the gin to soak in for a week, keep them in a jug, and eat a number of them each and every day…and before long, your bone tissues will likely be becoming a little bit healthier. I will not advocate doing this in a bar though as you’re probably going to seem like an complete plonker.

3) Another remarkable one is that, on the build up to your girlie time that happens every month, certain women encounter a bloated tummy, and the juniper berries which are found in London gin have a diuretic (which means you pee even more) action. This means you pass more water which assists to offer a short-term strategy to bloating.

All this being said, the very next time you are feeling slightly dodgy and you really are needing a beverage of the hard kind, remember, a spoonful of tonic will make dry gin go right down (in the most lovely way).

 

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